Clarinet Jokes

clarinet jokesClarinet jokes are always a success among musician – as are jokes about viola players, oboe players and so on… It’s good that we have some humour, it deals with the stress of performing (hopefully).

I just collected some of the finest jokes, you wil find them here: clarinet jokes.

Have a laugh! .. And if you know even better ones: just put them in a comment, so we can all enjoy. I will send a free piece of sheet music to the clarinetist with the best joke!


  1. Rick says:

    How are clarinet performances and lawsuits similar?

    Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

    How do you tell the difference between a clarinetist playing high notes and squeaking?

    • Tonie says:

      How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?
      Cut the noose

      • Tonie says:

        A musician noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the musician became quite curious about it.

        One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The musician waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket.

        He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: “left hand top, right hand bottom.”

  2. John Marrah says:

    What do you call a bass-clarinetist with half a brain?


    • erenik says:

      haahahah,its cool.

    • Hilary Daniel Emerie says:

      No, the clerinetist is just talented.

  3. erenik says:

    questions; as awarded two flautist in an orchestra?…… answer; impossible

  4. fei says:

    what did the clarinetist say to the mouse?

    squeek squeek

  5. Jaguar says:

    What’s the difference between a clarinet and a fish?
    You can tune a clarinet but you can’t tuna fish!

  6. Larissa says:

    Why did my mom make me practice my clarinet in the garage?
    –Because, when I was outside it made all the neighborhood dogs howl along.

  7. Hannah says:

    How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One, but he’ll go through an entire box before he finds just the right one.

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